name Derf

position Matters a great deal

occupation Civil, but no servant

bikes 2004 Stella

fav food Sushi
Fav drinkWater

fav alcoholic drink Black and Tan (very infrequently)

hobbiesScooting with my peckerwoods. OI OI OI

fav curse word "Let me goddamn tell you something!"

quote "Bigger and better bombs! "
Super powers: Melt ice with intimidating stare